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So I did have a nice post here which I wrote last night. This morning I realized that I really didn't want all that on the internet site that people I know have access to. So instead, I'll put in Shakespearian insults that I randomly found on the internet because they be doth cool.

You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.
Thou goatish fen-sucked measle!
Thou beslubbering dizzy-eyed mammet!
[Thou art] pigeon-liver'd and lack gall
We leak in your chimney.
[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.
[Thou art] a fusty nut with no kernel!
How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?
Idol of idiot-worshippers!
Thou puking toad-spotted hedge-pig!
Thou wayward onion-eyed popinjay!
If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.
Assume a virtue if you have it not.
I shall live to knock thy brains out.
Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels.
[Thou art] a fool, a coward, one all of luxury, an ass, a madman.




Listening to - Gogol Bordello
Feeling - Like one of the shallow foolish girls that hop between guys because they don't know what they want. (It's not that plesent an experience.)